Name:
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David Austrem |
Aliases:
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Davecake |
Brief history in time:
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Spent most of my life doing nothing. Now I’m doing something in the hopes one day I’ll have enough money to do nothing |
Hobbies?
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Taking bubble baths in Fukushima water |
How would you describe yourself in 3 words?
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Personally, I wouldn’t. |
What was your most important life lesson so far?
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You know you watched too much porn when you spit on the petrol noozle before filling up your car |
If you had 3 wishes, what would the 4th one have been? (what nearly made the cut but didn’t?)
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What’s your current favourite joke?
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Why don’t foot fetishists ever win anything? They like the taste of defeat. |
What’s the meaning of existence? (in 3 words or less)
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Eating, my girl and not using commas |
Favourite sound?
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The “Ping” of an M1 Garand |
